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Mom Lies I Tell Myself: Volume 2

Motherhood continues to be an adventure—especially since I have a rambunctious toddler on my hands now.

A few months back, I shared some of the “mom lies” I tell myself, and today I thought it would be fun to revisit that idea.

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Mom Lies I Tell Myself

Nope—there’s no way my child is saying “ass”

We’re going to have to get rid of one of them! “them” = baby and dog

I’m going to cut back on caffeine

Tonight is the night my child will eat something for dinner besides hummus!

We could totally handle another kid!

My boobs will come back one day and be better than ever

Today I will find [that missing block, the orange ball, his other sock…etc.]

We’re going to go to bed early tonight!

I’m going to stop worrying about [Bazooka’s weight, cough, development, etc.]

Yessss! I’m finally getting my $#!% together!

  • Mother or not—what is a “lie” you tell yourself to get through the day?
  • Who should I get rid of—baby or dog? Just kidding. Image may be NSFW.
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